Surat Putus Cinta (Breaking up letter). Kacau… lucu banget

YOU WILL LOUGH TO READ THIS ONE THRU…….. …..JUST A JOKE BUT IT MAY HAPPENING IN OUR SOCIETY….. …….ENJOY IT…

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SURAT CINTA MBAK SUM.

mBak Sum; bermaksud memutuskan hubungan dengan kekasihnya bernama Robbie, seorang bule dari Amerika,
Akan tetapi dia tak sanggup untuk bertemu muka dengan kekasihnya.
mBak Sum menulis surat dengan berbekal pengetahuan bahasa Inggris & kamus tebal.
Isi suratnya sbb :

Hi Robbie, with this letter I want to give know you (hai Robbie, bersama surat ini saya ingin memberitahu kamu) I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US (SAYA INGIN MEMUTUSKAN HUBUNGAN KITA) I have think this very cook cook (saya telah memikirkan hal ini masak masak) I know my love only clap half hand (saya tahu cinta saya hanya bertepuk sebelah tangan) Correctly, I have see you go with a woman entertainment at town with my eyes and head myself (sebenarnya, saya telah melihat kamu pergi bersama seorang wanita penghibur dI kota dengan mata kepala saya sendiri) You always ask apology back back times (kamu selalu minta maaf berulang ulang kali) You eyes drop tears crocodile (matamu mencucurkan airmata buaya) You correct correct a man crocodile land (kamu benar-benar seorang lelaki buaya darat) My Friend speak you play fire (teman saya bilang kamu bermain api) Now I know you correct correct play fire (sekarang saya tahu kamu benar benar bermain api) So, I break connection and pull body from love triangle this (jadi, saya putuskan hubungan dan menarik diri dari cinta segitiga ini) I know result I pick this very correct, because you love she very big from me (saya tahu keputusan yang saya ambil ini benar, karena kamu mencintai dia lebih besar dari saya) But I still will not go far far from here (namun saya tetap tidak akan pergi jauh-jauh dari sini) I don’t want you play play with my liver (saya tidak ingin kamu main-main dengan hati saya) I have been crying night night until no more eye water thinking about your body (saya menangis bermalam-malam sampai tidak ada lagi airmata memikirkan dirimu) I don’t want to sick my liver for two times (saya tidak mau sakit hati untuk kedua kalinya) Safe walk, Robbie (selamat jalan, Robbie) Girl friend of your liver (kekasih hatimu)
Note:
this river I forgive you, next river I kill you !
(kali ini aku maafkan kamu, kali lain kubunuh kau !)

The Tale of A Cow…

A TALE OF A COW.

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows
You give 1 cow for your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The state take over both cows and give
you 2 cans of milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows
The state take over both cows and sell
the milk to you.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows
The state take over both cows and shot
you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows ,
The state take over both cows, shot
one, get the milk from the other and
throw it away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 female cows
you sell one and buy one male cow, the
number of your cattle grows, and the
economy grows.

SURREALISM
You have 2 cows
The government asked you to take
harmonica course.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows .
You sell one, and force the other one
to produce milk as much as 4 cows.
Then, you hire a consultant to analyze
why the cow died.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL
You have 2 cows .
You minced them both.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have 2 cows
You go in the street, gather the mass,
blockade the street, because you want
3 cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have 2 cows .
You redesigned them so they can
produce 20 times as much milk. The you
create a cartoon profile of smart
cow named “Cowkimon” and sell it to
the world.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows
You redesigned them so they can live
for more than 100 years, eat only once
a month, and they can milk each others.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows, but you don’t know
where they are.
So you decide to go out for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows
You count them and dream what if you
have 5 cows . You count them again and
dream what if you have 42 cows . You
count them again and realized that you
only have 2 cows. You stop counting
and open a bottle of Vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them are
yours.
Then you charge administrative fee to
the owners for keeping there.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have 2 cows .
You have 300 pepole to milk those
cows. You state that there is no
unemployment, and the milk production
value is high. You arrest reporters
who report the truth.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows
You worship them.

BRITISH CORPORATION
You have 2 cows
Both are mad cows.

IRAQ CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have many cows
You tell them you don’t have them. No
one believes you, so they bomb and
invade your country. You still have no
cows, at least now you are part of
democracy.

NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have 2 cows
The left cow seems quite attractive.

AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows .
The business seems good. You close the
office and find beer to celebrate it.

INDONESIAN CORPORATION (1)
You have 2 cows
Both are stolen. Then you sell them
both. Then you keep the money in hazy
non budgeter account. You use some to
fund your party campaign. But mostly
you keep for your family and
relatives.

INDONESIAN CORPORATION (2)

You have 2 stolen cows
Take a bank loan of 4 cows, then sell the 4 cows, and put the 2 cows under
your childrens name.
Tell the bank that you can not pay them, unless they finance you a milk
factory.
Take the money and go to Singapore ….

MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows
Both are stolen from Indonesia.